Stapler Lobby: Where Bureaucratic Red Tape Meets Office Supplies

Welcome to the most dysfunctional and bureaucratic committee in all the land! We're a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to doing as little as possible with a lot of pomp and circumstance.

Our main priority is to ensure that every stapler in the office is exactly 3.5 inches tall, with a 1-inch diameter and a 2-ply staple capacity. Anything less would be uncivilized.

Some of our notable achievements include:

• Successfully delaying the implementation of a 4-day workweek for 17 months.
• Convincing the CEO to install a 3-foot tall, 6-foot wide, and 2-foot deep water feature in the lobby.
• Creating a 37-page report on the importance of 2-ply staples.

We're always looking for new challenges! If you're interested in joining our esteemed committee, please apply in triplicate, using only 2-ply staples, and include a cover letter written on a typewriter from the 1970s.

Some of our subcommittees include:

• Overhead Calculations Subcommittee - Because we love to count the cost of staplers.
• Procured Provisions Subcommittee - Where we complain about the quality of office supplies.
• Ergonomic Ergo Subcommittee - We make sure the staplers are ergonomic, but not the chairs.

Stay tuned for more updates from the Stapler Lobby!